schwenk.
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It’s Sunday morning. 8:38 pm. I can’t stop stretching and yawning.
I went to sleep roughly at 10:45, and woke up moments ago which means I had a good 9 hours at least.
Today, instead of brunch, a group of my friends and I are going to a camp site where they have a beautiful water trail where we will be going canoeing. Which in gay terms means that I’ll be getting a killer tan.
Awesoooooooome.
I'm thorny...
…minus the ‘t’.
Leslie Knope's list of explanations as of why she shot Ron Swanson in the back of the head.
“I got that tunnel vision that girls get.”
“I let my emotions get the best of me.”
“I cared too much, I guess.”
“I was thinking with my ladyparts.”
“I was walking and it felt icky.”
“I thought there was gonna be chocolate.”
“I don’t even remember!”
“I’m wearing a new bra, and it closes in the front, so it popped open and it threw me off.”
“All I wanna do is have babies!”
“I’m just going through a thing right now.”
“I guess when my life is incomplete, I wanna just shoot someone.”
“This would not happen if I had a penis!”
“Bitches be crazy.”
“I’m good at tolerating pain; I’m bad at math, and… I’m stupid.”
Out with Schwenk. Awesome times at Rá. And scrabble.
Applebeetini
Noun. Like an “Appletini” but shitty.
She sits and waits for me with her legs crossed.
Seriously. What a lady.
Facebook friend turns into Big Brother
University of Wisconsin-La Crosse student Adam Bauer has nearly 400 friends on Facebook. He got an offer for a new one about a month ago. “She was a good-looking girl. I usually don’t accept friends I don’t know, but I randomly accepted this one for some reason,” the 19-year-old said.
He thinks that led to his invitation to come down to the La Crosse police station, where an officer laid out photos from Facebook of Bauer holding a beer — and then ticketed him for underage drinking.
The police report said Bauer admitted drinking, which he denies. But he did plead no contest in municipal court Wednesday and will pay a $227 fine.
He was among at least eight people who said Wednesday they had been cited for underage drinking based on photos on social networking sites.
Christ.
Great. Now I need to keep my Tranny-Hooker album to a minimum.
Lord Almighty.
HARRY POTTER THEME PARK LEAKED PICTURES.
I’m temporarily a proud Floridian.
Courtesy of The Leaky Cauldron.
