looks like i’m going to be moving north east soon, either boston or providence. and while there is plenty that i’m sad, scared, and stupid about (yes that was forced and yes i was going for the alliteration), i am gassy with excitement. 

(Source: redsuspenders)

as a child i would eat whipped cream out of a cup. and now, as an adult, i can eat whipped cream, out of a cup, in the tub.

(Source: yeahthathappened, via jermsch)

i’m also starting a new segment called “that’s tacky”. it just has me posting something awful and i’ll write THAT’S TACKY.