February 2012
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Work Conversations
Sally: John, you said you have a blog right?
Me: Yes, I do.
Sally: What's that like? What do you do?
Me: Well, you know how when something is really funny, you tell your friends?
Sally: Yeah...
Me: It's like that, except I don't have friends.
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SO THIS MEANS I CAN GAY MARRY MY CAT RIGHT?
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hey, prop 8 was declared unconstitutional!
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“12345”
– The password Syrian President Bashar Assad apparently had for some of his email accounts, which were hacked by Anonymous. (via taylorlorenz)
I’ve got the same combination on my luggage!
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here's my belated opinion about lana del rey.
i had a conversation over the weekend with a friend asking me if i have heard her music, to which i replied that i had not. he asked why and i explained that if there’s enough controversy about something, i try to stay out of it because talking about things gives it power, keeps it around longer than it should, and i don’t care. but i heard her snl performance this morning and this is...
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there's something to be said about a groupon deal...
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to blind customers:
if you order a bottle of wine and i sell it to you and say “sir, sir, excuse me, sir, over here”, know that i am not aware that you are blind and i will feel horrible when your wife angrily tells me that you are blind and not just being rude. i will then turn bright red but at least you will not notice that.
to straight male customers:
if you are at a restaurant and your waiter is obviously a homosexual (like me), please don’t ask me to tell your girlfriend how beautiful her body is, especially when all i asked is if you were interested in dessert. i will tell you that i’m a homosexual and that will make things awkward and you will feel weird and get numerous desserts since you feel awkward but you’re not...
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WHAT ABOUT GAY HISTORY MONTH????
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Top Reasons that are not Real Reasons of why we...
racism.
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January 2012
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ABBA to release first new song in nearly two... →
barebackcontessa:
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bacon stops nosebleeds, is answer for everything. →
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