March 2012
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February 2012
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i think i need to start drinking more.
again.
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when running into people from high school
it saddens me that the only interesting thing i can think of is that i’m allergic to gluten.
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i am assuming from her hair that sandra bullock...
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may all of you one day feel the joy of being high...
the joys of life my friends.
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ABSOLUTELY CRITICULOUS!
30 Rock!
This season of 30 Rock, in my opinion, is one of the best it’s ever had. I’ve consistently laughed, and the stories - while it IS 30 Rock and the plot really only serves as a platform for jokes - have been interesting and created new life for these characters that have at least gotten exhausting at one point or another. I loved them creating a holiday for Leap Day that was...
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Good choices of the day:
Skipping the gym to smoke weed, eat shrimp tacos, and play video games!
things are looking up!
i’m careful when i say that things are so great because, in reality, i’m working full time for half pay, i’m still in florida, just waiting to hear back from a friend so i can move to yet ANOTHER new city, family situations are awful, BUT i’m looking at this all as a new start, new opportunities, new friends to be made, and i’ll be at least driving distance from my...
Only hang around people that are positive and make you feel good. Anybody who...
– Amy Poehler
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I just got Ethiopian in Toronto. I love this city....
Now I will be drunk and stumbling around Queen st.
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Possible Obituary Title:
“gay man suffocates while inhaling a taco and attempting the falsetto harmony on ‘i’ll make love to you’, fails.”
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ABSOLUTELY CRITICULOUS!
This is a segment where I review the TV shows I watch quickly, and sufficiently, and give them a rating based on their performances.
I’ve been dealing with a terrible cold all week, so I have been sleeping and avoiding drinking and smoking, until last night when I made a pizza, loaded up my vaporizer, and watched TV alone at the house and laughed hysterically. It was a good night for...
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i want to make a gay porn version of "willy wonka...
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He loves cricket. He loves soccer, so he comes to the set and wants to get it...
– Gary Oldman on Michael Caine nailing every scene he’s in.
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RIP WHITNEY HOUSTON
I will be doing a large post tomorrow talking about this devastating news.
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Work Conversations
Sally: John, you said you have a blog right?
Me: Yes, I do.
Sally: What's that like? What do you do?
Me: Well, you know how when something is really funny, you tell your friends?
Sally: Yeah...
Me: It's like that, except I don't have friends.
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SO THIS MEANS I CAN GAY MARRY MY CAT RIGHT?
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– The password Syrian President Bashar Assad apparently had for some of his email accounts, which were hacked by Anonymous. (via taylorlorenz)
I’ve got the same combination on my luggage!
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