last night i got super mega ultra stoned and went to a 5:30 yoga class. i’m still quite the amateur at yoga but i have a little bit of an idea of what i’m doing. the teacher though kept referring to “hands” as “hanz” (or “hons”), which was continually annoying. and it kept making me think of these guys. also, whats the point of bringing a friend to yoga if they aren’t going to laugh with you about the one lady who farts in the session.