if you are at a restaurant and your waiter is obviously a homosexual (like me), please don’t ask me to tell your girlfriend how beautiful her body is, especially when all i asked is if you were interested in dessert. i will tell you that i’m a homosexual and that will make things awkward and you will feel weird and get numerous desserts since you feel awkward but you’re not helping me out because i want you to leave so i can get done with work.