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hey, look, it’s my favorite human being also saying my new...

Sat, 12 Jan 2013 08:52:52 -0500

hey, look, it’s my favorite human being also saying my new years resolution.

i wish i had a friend named judy so i could call her "judy and the blowfish".

Sat, 05 Jan 2013 17:19:25 -0500

so, kim kardashian is pregnant. do you think she'll only keep it for 72 days?

Thu, 03 Jan 2013 12:27:20 -0500

Photo

Sun, 23 Dec 2012 10:58:06 -0500

themorallycorruptfayeresnick: jamie lee curtis who i’ll...

Mon, 05 Nov 2012 10:48:23 -0500

themorallycorruptfayeresnick:

jamie lee curtis who

i’ll have what she’s smokin

adeandabet: Look! Grainy, over-exposed proof that we saw...

Fri, 19 Oct 2012 12:38:09 -0400

adeandabet:

Look! Grainy, over-exposed proof that we saw Schwenk!

‘twas a magical evening indeed!

the president played the osama card.

Tue, 16 Oct 2012 21:53:30 -0400

thank you, you beautiful black man who asked that question.

last one i promise

Wed, 03 Oct 2012 10:40:32 -0400

last one i promise

i keep hearing people talk about season 6 of ‘30 Rock’ not being...

Wed, 03 Oct 2012 10:04:06 -0400

i keep hearing people talk about season 6 of ‘30 Rock’ not being as good as the others, and clearly they are forgetting halfway through season three and part of season four. whoever hired kristen schaal this season was a genius and i will love them forever.

season six was my favorite because kenneth was the most ridiculous, liz isn’t completely depressing, really great jenna maroney moments, alec baldwin continued his expertise while also kind of phoning it in, and of course kristen schaal.

i’m going to do a mourning post about why we should all be...

Tue, 02 Oct 2012 18:12:00 -0400

i’m going to do a mourning post about why we should all be sad about ‘30 Rock’ ending this year and it will mostly be about jenna and liz.

bobbyfinger: So Eliot discovered Carly Simon’s YouTube channel...

Fri, 28 Sep 2012 17:25:46 -0400

bobbyfinger:

So Eliot discovered Carly Simon’s YouTube channel and he’s freaking out about it online because CARLY SIMON DANCING IN FRONT OF A GREEN SCREEN THAT’S SHOWING PHOTOS OF HER GOLDEN RETRIEVERS IS SOMETHING THAT EVERYONE SHOULD BE FREAKING OUT ABOUT.

there’s a joke somewhere involving her song “you’re so vain” and … whatever this is, but in all honesty they’re not that much weirder than her ACTUAL music videos.

so here’s what a culmination of a summer of heartbreak and...

Wed, 26 Sep 2012 16:35:32 -0400

so here’s what a culmination of a summer of heartbreak and honesty with myself looks like. also, stoned as fuck. this is just a picture so all of those who might miss my fa-ché (hi jenny!) can see what i’m up to.

a year ago i was kind of at one of my happiest points. not for any reason, but i was in my hometown, with a lot of old friends, and working on bettering myself. today, i find myself constantly struggling for happiness, and i’m trying to figure out why.

i’m not angry, not by any means. i went through a break up earlier in the summer, but it was something that i knew was going to happen/had to. and really i wish him all the best, and while i’m single in this new city, i’m not necessarily interested in being that involved again for awhile.

i’m not particularly sad about anything, but i’m still feeling sad often. there’s been a lot of change and i haven’t adjusted quite yet. but i also live with two people i find myself wanting to be angry with solely on grounds that they are messing up my stuff and it’s annoying.

i’m wanting just some good friend time this winter i think. i want to come to DC (the minute i find a place to crash, i’ll book my ticket), i’m gonna be heading home in november for a week, and maybe another trip to new york. i just need some goodness in my life after dealing with a lot of heartache. so if you see me around this winter, lets have good laughs.

Dear Chaos Lord, or Satan, or whatever evil entity that has been fucking up my life all summer:

Thu, 20 Sep 2012 17:33:46 -0400

Your time is up. I don’t know how it started but I know sometime in the middle of may, everything started to go horrible for me, and until now I could never explain it.

But I’ve finally figured it out: no TV.

You see, you attacked me at a vulnerable time in my life and you turned everything upside down for me. And for a while, you were winning.

But “Parks and Recreation” is on tonight. And your spell is broken. There is nothing that you can throw at me that can’t be broken by Amy Poehler or Ron Fucking Swanson (not even her divorce!).

You may be wondering how I figured it out, but I’ll never tell.

i've been emotionally eating too much lately and apparently how i'm feeling is pizza.

Sat, 15 Sep 2012 10:13:49 -0400

loverofbeauty: Thank God it’s Frida

Fri, 14 Sep 2012 10:30:42 -0400

loverofbeauty:

Thank God it’s Frida

coffee

Wed, 12 Sep 2012 02:38:33 -0400

starbucks guy: what would you like?
me: grande iced coffee.
starbucks guy: you like that sweetened right?
me: nope. i like my men like i like my coffee?
starbucks guy: how's that?
me: black and bitter, i guess.

why i didn’t go to the beach this summer.

Fri, 07 Sep 2012 15:38:10 -0400

why i didn’t go to the beach this summer.

afancierflamingo: Pyramid scheme? this is my area code.

Thu, 06 Sep 2012 18:38:43 -0400

afancierflamingo:

Pyramid scheme?

this is my area code.

The Kids of “Hook” All Grown Up Now I’ll save...

Thu, 30 Aug 2012 12:14:58 -0400

The Kids of “Hook” All Grown Up Now

I’ll save you some time and tell you that you’re going to be disappointed in Jack and Thud Butt and I’ve shown you the best picture of them all.

one of my close friends from australia messaged me out of the...

Wed, 29 Aug 2012 10:16:47 -0400

one of my close friends from australia messaged me out of the blue telling me that jane boathouse is just me in drag.

i’ve never been so offended and complimented and hit with truth all at once.